The Second Renaissance

once upon a tym.......
d tym was 3 pm........
yet, it was as dark as night ...
n d sun was shinning brightly
den it was 4pm....
nd den it started rainin.......
suddenly it stopped raining and the earth was as much dry like there was no rain..
it was a very bad time
time for tea
that tea is made of copper
suddenly the stars came in sight although it was noon.......
& den a space ship frm mars landed on moon.....
people from earth were stunned........
They saw a small small Mungis coming out of it.....They Wondred.....??????
and the time is now 5 p.m
people sprayed DDT powder n all the mungis died..........
and den der was no space in the world to burry mungi
so ppl started burying themselves..
then a girl entered the scene
now the time is 6 p.m...................n she wished her boyfriend happy diwali
Her boyfriend......slapped her and told its not diwali..........Its Merry Christmas.....

She cried cried cried......................... and the lake was formed
n she drowned in that lake
her boyfriend felt pitieddddddd on her........he was trying to pull out his GF....... but she took a revenge.......she pulled her BF in the lake ... and she stepped out taking a support of her BF Head.......
then she went home............
her boyfriend wished her too with some other gal with hm........
nw the time was 7 pm
then a research commiteee was formed to find out how BF was saved..
dodos lived
and Suddenly.... Mogli came from the sky.....
n found out dat da committee consisted of none other dan bhaalu, kaa n bagheera
now its 9....................dinner is served
Dinner mein uske boy friend ki lash mili dal mein tairti hui
and the Bf was gulping down the dal for timepass
thn she went to sleep and saw the deadbody of the body on her bed.......
then she go to Kithen to sleep....
but den she realised dat there was no bed in kitchen so she went 2 her friends boyfriends house.[ 2 sleep]
.....but the friends boyfriends house was too full of friends of boyfriends of friends who had no place to sleep either......
then she came to my bedroom to sleep with me....